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Prince Hamlet
@prince_h4ml3t
Everyone thinks I'm crazy, little do they know! #jokesonthem #fake #haters
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Ophelia
@TragicMaiden
Oh, Queenie pls. So you think I'm the cause of Hamlet acting crazy? AND you want me to help?
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Prince Hamlet
@YoungHamlet24
I take walks around the castle to think to myself, not so people can ask me questions
#SubbingOphelia -
Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_it_go
What's the question? #tobeornottobe
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Ophelia
@_Ophcourse
You're so #bipolar, Hamlet
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King Claudius
@bro2king
"To be or not to be" - the ramblings of a madman #Hamlet
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Prince Hamlet
@SonofHamlet
All these high schoolers reciting my speech like they understand what I'm going through.
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
Ok. Hamlet might be crazy. But that boy nice with the words... #MadnessTalent
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Prince Hamlet
@HamletJR07
Being dead will be just like sleep, except I may have bad dreams. I would escape a lot, but maybe I should deal with my problems.
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Prince Hamlet
@HamSwizzle1564
Stop tryna look all religious with ya prayer book, Ophelia. #iknowyou
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Ophelia
@crazy4hammy
So happy to give all of Hamlet's stuff back to him #junk #nothankyou!
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
Ophelia trying to look all innocent with that prayer book but we all know she bad my boy sensed that deceit like rot on trash.
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Ophelia
@WisteriaOphelia
He is saying he loved me. Yeah right.
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Prince Hamlet
@richhommiehammy
Ophelia is playing games
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Ophelia
@WisteriaOphelia
Hamlet's gone crazy. I can't deal with him anymore #smh
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
Polonius and Claudius thought they could spy on my boy Big H. But he know they there the whole time #playedyoself
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Ophelia
@TragicMaiden
That's it, the bae completely lost it. Said he didn't even love me! Pushing me around like that...who do you think you are!?
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Prince Hamlet
@richhommiehammy
Ophelia has managed to piss me off once again #weredone
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Ophelia
@OGPhelia
Hamlet keeps telling me to go to a nunnery
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Ophelia
@WisteriaOphelia
Hamlet needs to leave me alone. I don't want you near me or looking at me. Just go.
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
All y'all thought my boy crazy. But he just shooting fire
as hot as the flames I sit in #hellfire #purgatory -
Prince Hamlet
@HamIetDuFromage
Maybe I was too harsh on Ophelia today, telling her to go to a nunnery... #lolnope #noragrets
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_3a
Beauty isn't everything!
#OpheliaTaughtMe #SheIsNotThatBeautiful #PleaseWearMakeup #BeautyComesFromTheInside -
Ophelia
@hamletsbae4life
Bye, Hamlet
Call me when you stop being crazy! -
Horatio
@HoratioBlogPage
Hamlet: "What ho, Horatio!"
Me: Drops everything for my boy. -
Horatio
@horatiOMGagost
Hamlet, I'm not snitch my dude, hit me with the details about the ghost.
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Queen Gertrude
@QueenTrudie
Hammy invited me and Claudy to see his play he's been working so hard on, I'm so excited to see it
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
Ohhhhhh I hear a play is being put together. I think I might make an appearance or maybe just watch?
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Ophelia
@TragicMaiden
Ham over here trying to be #smooth... what are you getting at, after acting so insane?
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Ophelia
@crazy4hammy
Hamlet being a little frisky at the play today... #Ithoughtwebrokeup ???
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Queen Gertrude
@gertrudequeen6
As a mother I do not wish to hear Hamlet's crude sense of humor #keepittoyourself
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamlet_boo
Yo son I know Ophelia got some problems. But seriously watch the profanity #overkill
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Ophelia
@OhthePheels4ham
Anyone wanna switch seats with me????
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Ophelia
@opheliafeelzya
Should I let Hamlet lay on my lap?
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Ophelia
@OhthePheels4ham
Funny how guys think they can just come to us when it's convenient for them #notfallingforit #yesimsubtweetingyouhamlet
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Ophelia
@opheliafeelzya
Hammy definitely sending mixed signals at the play #helovesme #helovesmenot
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King Claudius
@shesminenow
What is this play?!?
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King Claudius
@SIRstealURgirl
This play is getting me nervous.
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Ophelia
@WisteriaOphelia
This party is getting more awkward by the second...
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King Claudius
@g0t_th3_g1rl
That play was too ironic
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Ophelia
@TragicMainden
Got the feeling something is gonna go down at this play...but these are the best actors ever! #hyped
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
Mousetrap seems a lot like a #subtweet
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Ophelia
@opheliafeelzya
Hamlet caused quite a big scene... what a drama king #smh
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Prince Hamlet
@richhommiehammy
Uncle seems a little shook by the play... wonder why.
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Ophelia
@hamletsbae4life
So much went down at the play today... #overwhelmed
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Ophelia
@crazy4hammy
Hamlet's definitely not going to win any awards for his play, but Claudius might win an award for his reaction! #sodramatic
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King Claudius
@claudein2
Sorry for being rude and storming out of the play, I just feel ill that's all.
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
My bro Claudius just ran out the theater. I think we know who the murderer is now.
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Prince Hamlet
@OG_HAM
Round of applause for that fabulous play #igothim #hisface
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King Claudius
@KingClaudiuzzz
Yup, it's time to "send" Hamlet away.
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamlet_boo
Yo Hamlet boy, they gonna try to send u off to England. Get to the killin boy. #usolazy
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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern
@rosenguildstern
Why is Hamlet so cray?
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Prince Hamlet
@undecided765
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, I found a picture of y'all
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Guildenstern
@RGuilden
Hamlet called me a #sponge... What does that mean? Nothing he says ever makes sense.
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
My boy Hamlet tellin fools to back down when they think they can play him but they can't even play a fiddle.
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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern
@rosenguildstern
When your bro calls you out for playing him and lying #oops #ragrets #justobeyingtheking #notbffgoals #getthatrecorderoutmyfacebro
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamlet_boo
So my bro actually feels a little guilty bout killing me... Hmm still not enough Claudius needs to go
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King Claudius
@KingClaudiuzzz
Yup, not willing to give back all I took.
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Prince Hamlet
@prince_h4ml3t
Had the perfect opportunity to kill Claudius but the moment didn't feel right #ohwell
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
My boy Hamlet Jnr such a fool sometimes. The boy can't even tell when a man praying and when he ain't even though he had the perfect chance to kill.
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Prince Hamlet
@HamSwizzle1564
At least I'm decent enough not to kill ppl while they pray #morals
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King Claudius
@claudius_is_coo
You better not let me down, Polonius. I have to find out what that rat is saying! #dyingtoknow
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King Claudius
@SIRstealURgirl
I see that Polonius likes to play hide and seek.
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Horatio
@FratbroHoratio
I hope Hamlet won't do anything stupid tonight. I'll check in with him tomorrow.
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Prince Hamlet
@richhommiehammy
Trying to talk some sense into my mother ...
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Queen Gertrude
@MammaGerturde
What did I do to deserve this?!?
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Prince Hamlet
@HamlettheDane
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW, MOTHER?!
YOUR HUSBAND OF A MAN IS A MURDERER!! -
Queen Gertrude
@QueenGofD
Picking up the pieces of my heart after Hamlet says: "And - would it were not so! - you are my mother" #crushed
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Queen Gertrude
@QueenGofD
"A murderer and a villain"... guess I like bad boys #whodidImarry
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Prince Hamlet
@prince_h4ml3t
My mother is totally clueless #incest #gross
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Queen Gertrude
@QueenGofD
But I love when King Claudius gives me "reechy kisses" and calls me "his mouse". #yesorno #confusion #onlyawoman
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Queen Gertrude
@whosnext_MG
Why must Hamlet keep bringing up my past?!? I just want to be done with his father completely
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Queen Gertrude
@GertrudeHamletM
Um, who is Hamlet talking to?
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
Uh-oh Hamlet goin a little to hard on the wife I better go tell em to ease up speaking of which he needs to get to killin Claudius.
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Queen Gertrude
@mamahamlet792
Now my son is talking to the air, when will this all end?
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Queen Gertrude
@BrotherLuvrGert
Does anybody else out there have a soul that kinda looks like this? Asking for a friend...
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Prince Hamlet
@AngstyHamlet
That awkward moment when you stab Polonius because you thought he was a rat.
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Queen Gertrude
@QueenHomieHppr
I love how my son is dragging a dead body so calmly
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Prince Hamlet
@HamletJR07
Hey man sorry I had to kill you... Maybe you shouldn't have been #creeping on every conversation I had
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamlet_boo
Ok Ham Junior, why u kill Polonius? I did say #Claudius right?
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Prince Hamlet
@AceHamlet
S#;t I thought that was Claudius. Sorry old man i still love your daughter btw.
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Prince Hamlet
@Gotdaddyprobs
This is just great! Now I have murder on my head. #mybad #Itisnotmadness #awkkiss #Mypurpose #Rememberingyou
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Polonius
@Poloniu41853943
King Claudius, I would have had great information for you. Unfortunately, there were some complications #Idied
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
Mothers have no love for these kids these days Gertrude #snitching on my boy.
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King Claudius
@bro2king
#Hamlet has gone mad and killed Polonius! We need to get him!!
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Rosencrantz
@MrPacini
Dude, just tell us where Polonius is... was.
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamletbihh
Everyone keeps asking me where I hid the body... what body?
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
My boy pretty witty tellin em Polonius gettin eatin while he's at dinner #rat4dinner
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Horatio
@Horatio_Hamlett
Polonius is killed by Hamlet? I still trust you Hammy. Why was Polonius in queen's room? #SoStrange #YoureStillMybff
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamlet_boo
Really. bro. First you kill me now u sendin my boy to England #notcool
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
Lol, bye bye, Hamlet
Have fun in England loser. -
Horatio
@horatiothatguy
So, Hamlet just killed Polonius. Well, I guess he went too far. #Goodbyefriend.
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Ophelia
@opheliafeelzya
At least Hamlet's leaving to England, I won't have to deal with his drama anymore. #timetomoveon #single #ready2mingle
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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern
@rosenguildstern
Benefit of Hamlet going crazy: vaca to England #getreadyLondon #BROadTrip #jktakingaship
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Prince Hamlet
@themainhamlet
Motivation?
willpower? ability? means? constant violent thoughts? 
#worthless -
Guildenstern
@RGuilden
Free trip to England! Heck yeah!
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
Off to England my young Ham. Go best of luck killin those fools Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
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Queen Gertrude
@MammaGerturde
I feel responsible for Hamlet's madness. I can't help but feel like it's my fault. #guiltridden
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King Claudius
@claudius_is_coo
Gertrude, stop this nonsense. Just come to bed
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Horatio
@denmark_horatio
Anyone else not buying this whole Young Fortinbras of Norway only attacking Poland thing? #sketchy
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