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Ophelia
@hamletsbae4life
Haven't spoken to my dad in a while... #dadwhereyouat
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Ophelia
@hamletsbae4life
So Valentine's Day is coming up and I lowkey hope Hamlet asks me to be his #valentine
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Ophelia
@opheliafeelzya
Where the heck is dad? I've searched every single inch of this freakin' castle...
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Ophelia
@hamletsbae4life
Needing some of Laertes's advice #rn
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Ophelia
@ophelia_ft
Where is my dad? Im really getting worried?
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Ophelia
@crazy4hammy
Why is everyone tweeting about my dad dying!!! I'm so confused!!!
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Ophelia
@_Ophcourse
Where is my brother when I most need him. That's right. Nowhere to be found
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Laertes
@Laertezzz
Chillin at my favorite beach in France!!
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Ophelia
@_Ophcourse
My true love just murdered my beloved father. I will never forgive him for this treachery
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Laertes
@GVS_Laertes
'Tis a sad day, Ophelia. Don't worry, my little sister. I'll be coming home tomorrow.
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Ophelia
@crazy4hammy
If you think you're having a bad day just remember that it can get worse... Your boyfriend could kill your dad
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
Ophelia, I may be dead. But my wisdom and vast knowledge of everything will always be with you!!
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Laertes
@LAERTESDCHS
Sad to hear about my father's death, even harder being this far away... hope Ophelia is doing okay
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Ophelia
@WisteriaOphelia
People are saying I'm crazy. I am just trying to get some answers and figure this ish out.
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Ophelia
@_Ophcourse
I'm not crazy. Man just broke my heart and ran away
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Ophelia
@TragicMaiden
I'm not crazy, I swear. I'm just grieving. A lot.
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Prince Hamlet
@AngstyHamlet
Ophelia is trying to out-crazy me #NobodyBeatsHammy.
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Ophelia
@hamletsbae4life
Hamlet leaving for England an my dad's death was a lot for me to handle #betteroffinheaven
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King Claudius
@claudnein2
Ophelia, my bro died recently, but u don't see me making a fool of myself in front of everyone.
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Ophelia
@_Ophcourse
I'M NOT CRAZY
NOT CRAZY
NOT CRAZY.
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King Claudius
@bro2king
#Ophelia is nuts now too
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Ophelia
@TragicMaiden
This is what happens when the people closest to you die and you have no one to help you cope!
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Ophelia
@Ophelia54321
I got flowers for all of you darlings with hidden messages... Figure them out.
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Queen Gertrude
@QueenGofD
Thanks Ophelia for the beautiful imaginary fennel and columbines #blessed #adultery
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Horatio
@Friend2Hamlet
And now again, sent to keep a watchful eye over Ophelia. She won't stop singing and talking about flowers
Why me?!? #ugh #fishesbecray 
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Ophelia
@GVS_Ophelia
So Happy that my brother is back home
Laertes. Maybe things will be better now. -
Laertes
@yasfrance
Revenge! Revenge on who killed my father!
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
Thank you God for blessing me with a son like Laertes, who knows how to avenge his father
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King Claudius
@KingClaudiuzzz
Laertes straight outta France
looking for a fight. -
Laertes
@handsoffmysis
Don't you question a son's love, King Claudius!!!
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King Claudius
@KingClaudiuzzz
I want nothing more than to help you, Laertes.
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
Dang I was so close I thought Laertes was gonna slayyyyyy Claudius but instead these two fools plottin. #extracompanyinhell
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Laertes
@yasfrance
My sister has officially gone insane.
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Ophelia
@WisteriaOphelia
I know you talking about me behind my back #notcool
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Ophelia
@hamletsbae4lyf
Ayyyyy bro, Laertes. Ima go for a quick swim txt ya when I'm on my way home.
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Ophelia
@TragicMaiden
Goodbye, cruel reality. Water is all I need now. Better way of coping with grief than anyone or anything else.
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
My daughter would never commit suicide!! My wise teachings would never allow that to happen
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Ophelia
@hamletsgirl123
Singing in the river #drowning
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Ophelia
@_PsychOphelia
I am a mermaid of heaven.
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Ophelia
@hamletsbae4life
Was I pregnant or was i not... the world may never know
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Ophelia
@hamletsbae4life
RIP to me i'm an angel now #upgraded
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
It's good to see my daughter again we have a lot to catch up on!!
Can't wait to blabber on with my wise advices!! -
Ophelia
@crazy4hammy
Only good part about being dead is that I can see everything now #watchout
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Polonius
@renmanpol
You know it, sweetie! For real though, men can be pretty messed up #staysingle
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Laertes
@handsoffmysis
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #misery #allalone
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Queen Gertrude
@QueenTrudie
She forgot her life preserver, the water was blue, the sun was out, it was 96 degrees, her hair was in a pony tail, & her dress was green
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Horatio
@i_see_dead_pp1
RIP Ophelia
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Queen Gertrude
@gertiethegr8
So sad to see Ophelia go, I was hoping she would be my daughter-in-law.
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Polonius
@baloniusandchez
Ophelia, we can have a family reunion as soon as Laertes joins us up here.
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Queen Gertrude
@gertrudequeen6
Oh my how picking flowers can go horribly wrong...
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
I guess I should have taken Ophelia to those swimming classes all her friends used to go when they were little.
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Queen Gertrude
@still_queenn
She was a wonderful girl... But not a match for my Hamlet.
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Laertes
@yasfrance
Hamlet's back
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King Claudius
@claudeine2
It'd be a shame if Hamlet tragically died and no one were to ever see of him again .
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King Claudius
@inluvwithtrudie
How should Laertes kill Hamlet?
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King Claudius
@KingClaudiuzzz
I fixed up a "special" drink for Hamlet
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Guildenstern
@RGuilden
I'm afraid we have lost Hamlet, King Claudius... We are still on our way to England though. This should be fun.
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
Ohhhhhh switching the letters my boy Hamlet Jnr always sharp. Rosencrantz and Guildstern my not have brains but now they won't have heads.
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
@twopeasinapod43
Just got owned.
#tricked
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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern
@rosenguildstern
"Why did Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have to die??"#unfair #goodguys #everyonespiessometimes #RIPme #gravelyfe
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
These two fools got roasted. Guildstern n' Rosencratz think they some kinda sleuths but really they just fools like the man who hired em'.
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Prince Hamlet
@denmarkismine
#RIP Rosenscrantz and Guildenstern. I am sure that King Claudius will always miss you.
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Rosencrantz
@Rosencrantz_9
At least I have my bud Guildenstern here with me in the afterlife #brosforlife #anddeath
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Prince Hamlet
@OneTrueHamlet
You know, a pirate's life isn't so bad. It might just be the thing for me #PiratesLifeForMe
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Prince Hamlet
@denmarkismine
Still in the ship. Still bored. Still sad. But now, even more revengeful.#inspired #thanksforit
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Prince Hamlet
@themainhamlet
Prisoner of a pirate ship - Hi ho, hi ho, it's back to Denmark I go! #whatevenisEngland #didyamissme?
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Prince Fortinbras
@PrinceFrotinbra
I just went to war and came back a winner
I'm too cool. This was easy. I always win 
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