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Prince Hamlet
@YoungHamlet24
Everyone is worried about my behavior, Yes I've been having a hard time since my father King Hamlet died
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_Jr
Oh, and I haven't forgotten about my father's revenge. I just have to think things through a little further before I act.
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King Claudius
@claudius_is_coo
Wow, Hamlet is acting so weird.... It's like he saw a ghost or something.
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Prince Hamlet
@hamlet_jr_
Bitter and bitter each day.
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Horatio
@horati_NO
Don't look to me if Hamlet seems to have an #antic #disposition
There are more things in heaven and earth. Apparently. #whatsevengoingon -
King Claudius
@claudius_is_coo
Twitter, I need your help settling a feud between the wifey and I.
Is Hamlet sad bc his dad died or bc he's in love?
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King Claudius
@KingClaudiuzzz
Maybe two of Hamlet's #friends can cheer him up.
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Queen Gertrude
@QueenGofD
Got a play date set up for Hamlet with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. #goodmother #redeemed #soexcited
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Guildenstern
@Guildencrantz17
Rosencrantz and I are ready to help in any way we can! #support #projecthamlet
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Queen Gertrude
@gerrt_rude
Shoutout to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern for coming to cheer up my baby Hammy! We'll make sure you're rewarded for your time!
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
@twopeasinapod43
Going to go see our best bud, Hamlet.
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Queen Gertrude
@BrotherLuvrGert
Paying some of Hammy's buddies to come over and figure out why he's so sad! God knows i'm too lazy to do it my self #marriedmomma
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King Claudius
@King_Uncle_Dad
I think it is absolutely wonderful that Hamlet has such loyal friends... when I say loyal I mean loyal to their King of course #smartboys
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Horatio
@Friend2Hamlet
Hamlet's been acting a bit strange lately... I'd tell you why, but I'm sworn to secrecy. #ugh #bffprobz #UponHisSword
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamlet_boo
My boy really going crazy, nobody told me that happens when u see the ghost of yo daddy #stilllearning
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Prince Hamlet
@AngstyHamlet
My plan is working. Everyone in the kingdom thinks I'm #mad.
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Ophelia
@_PsychOphelia
#mcm Hamlet my love
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Prince Hamlet
@richhommiehammy
Peep the new pic of me and Ophelia
#wecute #powercouple #bae #wifey #mybetterhalf -
Ophelia
@ophelia_ft
What's wrong w/ my Hamlet? He hasn't spoken to me in days!!!
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Ophelia
@_Ophcourse
Bae's acting crazy again
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_it_go
I loved you, I loved you not! Love is so confusing.
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Ophelia
@opheliafeelzya
Does Hamlet love me?
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamlet_boo
Really not sure what this whole Ophelia thing is.
But, meh, so long as Junior kills my bro Claudius it's all good. -
Ophelia
@TragicMaiden
I think the bae stayed up a little too late or drank just a little too much. #creepy
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Prince Hamlet
@H8NewDadHamlet
Hey babe sorry for showing up half-naked in your bedroom. The wind must have been blowing #north-north-west
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Ophelia
@_Ophcourse
PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME ONE MORE TIME!!!
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Prince Hamlet
@YoungHamlet24
Sometimes I wonder do I really love Ophelia ?
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Prince Hamlet
@HamIetDuFromage
So maybe walking into Ophelia's room looking like a right mess and staring wasn't the best flirting tactic of mine, oh well.
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Ophelia
@_Ophcourse
Yo. I might have to get a #RestrainingOrder on Hamlet. Back up!
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Ophelia
@ophelia_245
I've never been so frightened by Hamlet!
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Ophelia
@ophelia_245
My Dad Polonius tells me that Hamlet is lying about loving me? Is this true? No, Hamlet loves me...I know he does.
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
I give the most
advice I swear #ListenMore #BasicEconomics #DontJudge -
Ophelia
@ophelia_245
My father has gone to tell Claudius about Hamlet's behavior... I hope he can help him.
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
Now if only I could turn these advices into raps
#NextHotRapper #YungPolo #PeepTheBars -
Laertes
@hamletsbane
Finally heading back to Paris! #weirdestweddingever #seeyadad
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Ophelia
@OphHam
Boys are so confusing that even my Dad can't tell if he really loves me #smh #mylife
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
This why I didn't wanna have a daughter #smh
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Ophelia
@hamletsbae4life
Why does my Dad care so much about Hamlet's craziness?
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Polonius
@omylordpolonius
Laertes and Ophelia, to thine own selves be true, kiddos.
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
People talkin bout how they happy my boy broke up with Ophelia cause he ain't good enough for her. But they forget my boy #royalty.
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
So I told Reynaldo to mention bad lies about my son Laertes to other people in
to find stuff out, what could possibly go wrong? 
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Prince Hamlet
@HamlettheDane
I love Laertes talking about my "greatness weighed." Let me tell you, bud, YOU HAVE NO IDEA how much my greatness weighs.
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Prince Hamlet
@HamlettheDane
"Give each man thy ear, but few thy voice" - Hark, Polonius! Thou shouldst take thy own advice, you garrulous and agéd douche bag.
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Ophelia
@ophwlia_245
Why is my brother Laertes telling me to be careful of loving Hamlet? What did he ever do to him?
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Laertes
@handsoffmysis
Don't do it sis!! #badcall #saynotonunlife
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Ophelia
@TragicMaiden
Excuse you, you can't tell me what to do with my life. OMG bro #smh
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Ophelia
@OphHam
Getting really sick of my brother's "advice" he knows he wouldn't feel the same if he were in my position. #ugh #brothers
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Ophelia
@opheliagoodgirl
Does anyone know how to control a brother that is a hypocrite? I swear one more piece of advice and I'll loose it!
#brothers
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Laertes
@LAERTESDCHS
Gave my best relationship advice to Ophelia... hope she listens
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Ophelia
@TragicMaiden
Bro is annoying. Dad thinks Ham is some degenerate player. #Sigh.
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Ophelia
@virtuousophelia
Farewell dear brother. Laertes. Remember to always practice what you preach #getridofdoublestandards
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Laertes
@JeSuisLaertes
Going to miss Ophelia when I go off to school in Paris #bestsisteraward #parisbound
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Ophelia
@BROphelia18
Dad won't let me hang out alone with Ham.
#ThisIsntThe15thCentury -
Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
U know ur daughter not the brightest sword in the blacksmith shop when she goes against my
preachings and Laertes' advice 
#GetAGripFam -
Ophelia
@crazy4hammy
I hope my dad is happy that I took his advice and stayed away from Hamlet! #daddysgirl
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Rosencrantz
@Rosencrantz_9
I think Claudius truly cares for his new step-son, why else would he send me and Guilderstern to help??
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Prince Hamlet
@themainhamlet
Huge shoutout to mommy and daddy for ordering my friends to have a play date with me!
#congratsyoufixedme #parentinggoals -
Prince Hamlet
@Hamletbihh
My friends need to keep it
with me... They think I'm dumb. #LOL -
Rosencrantz
@Rosencrantz_9
Figuring out what's wrong with Hamlet is harder than I thought.. I just want to get on the king's good side #bootlicker
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_3a
OMG Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, GET OFF MY BACK! #somefriends #stfu
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Prince Hamlet
@HamletJR07
"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are the best friends a guy could ask for... " said no one ever.
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Rosencrantz
@Rosencrantz_9
I can't believe Hamlet saw right through us.. I thought we deserved an #Emmy for that performance, Guildenstern.
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_Jr
Pretty upset with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern right about now. All I wanted was for them to be real with me, and they couldn't deliver.
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Guildenstern
@Guildenstern94
Rosencrantz needs to work harder. I think I am doing everything.
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Horatio
@FratbroHoratio
Okay Hamlet, I see you hanging with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. I thought we were #Bros
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Horatio
@Horatio_Hamlett
Are you guys really friends to Hammy, R&G? I don't think you guys are! #R&GAreSponges #NotFriendsAnymore
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Prince Hamlet
@AngstyHamlet
Maybe I'll avenge my father's death today. #nah #LazyProbs
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamlet_boo
Okay so why has ham not killed my bro yet? What's taking so long man I only got eternity. Seriously get to it. #notpatientatall
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King Claudius
@claudnein2
Bae just called our marriage "overhasty" she better watch herself before she gets demoted to sidechick.
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Queen Gertrude
@mamahamlet792
Listening to Polonius talk #nobodycares
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Horatio
@i_see_dead_pp1
When I haven't seen my bro Hamlet in a day.
#whereismybro -
Prince Hamlet
@cheeruphamlet
(Tacks this on Polonius's door)
#BrevityIsNOTTheSoulOfYOURWit
#WitlessFishmonger
#Hamlet -
Prince Hamlet
@HamlettheDane
And now the windbag speaks, dispensing his advice like a #fishmonger at a hanging.
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Prince Hamlet
@MrPacini
Playin' my ex-girl's dad lol... Got him thinking I'm crazy #toofunny #gullible
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Polonius
@MrPacini
There is definitely a method to his madness #myfirstsubtweet
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Ophelia
@ophelia_245
Why is everyone against Hamlet! He is the love of my life and nothing my Dad, brother or Polonius can say to change that!
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamletbihh
I hate myself for delaying things all the time! WHY CAN'T I DO WHAT I SAY I'M GOING TO
I'm such a knotty-pated measle -
King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamlet_boo
Ok, seriously, Hamlet STOP PROCRASTINATING #uhadonejob
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Prince Hamlet
@YoungHamlet24
I'm on Claudius's back
I know he had something to do with King Hamlet's murder and I will make him confess in some way. -
King Claudius
@classicclaudius
Gettin' real tired of my emo step-son/nephew #growup
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Queen Gertrude
@GertyTheGriever
I just wish my son could take some of the advice that Polonius told Laertes... why is he being so snappy lately!? #angryhammy
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King Claudius
@GertyTheGriever
Polonius, the father of good news. He's always got great advice for me now that I'm new to this "fathering" thing.
#IWillUnderstandHamlet -
Queen Gertrude
@MammaGertrude
It bothers me when people can't get straight to the point #sub
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Ophelia
@OphHam
Sometimes I feel like my dad talks just to hear himself speak #gettothepoint
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Horatio
@iwillsurvive98
Hamlet's gone psycho, or so everyone thinks. ;)
#hoax #clever #dramaticironymuch? -
Prince Hamlet
@YoungHamlet24
I have to create some kind of trap that will force my uncle Claudius to confess
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamletbihh
The Players did a well performance..I WISH I was like them when it comes to certain things.
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_3a
These players have given me an excellent idea! #playwithinaplay
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Prince Hamlet
@OG_HAM
I got a plan!!!!
#WeGotHimNow -
Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_Jr
Just got word that the players are coming to Elsinore. In my excitement I confided in R&G about pretending to be crazy. #whoooops
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Prince Hamlet
@MrPacini
Taking my talents to the next level. #writingplays #workinhard
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Prince Hamlet
@SonofHamlet
Summoning my inner Shakespeare while writing this play
#WaitOnIt -
Ophelia
@hamletsbae4lyf
Made a promise to my brutha Laertes that I would write to him while he's gone
#gonnamisshim #supbro #howyoudoin
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Ophelia
@MissOphelia779
Laertes, how is France my dear brother? I thought you'd be interested to know that I followed your advice regarding Hamlet.
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_3a
I wonder why Ophelia isn't answering my texts.. #why #missyou #ignored #textmeback #bae
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Ophelia
@ophelia_ft
But it seems to be having a negative effect on his brain, Laertes. I am unsure how much more of this drama I can take. #prob
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Laertes
@JeSuisLaertes
Yo, Ophelia. Wicked good food, I hear your bae is going crazy.
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Laertes
@GVS_Laertes
Good morning, Paris! Where my croissant at?
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Laertes
@livelylaertes
I could have sworn i saw Reynaldo hiding in a bush earlier though #probablyacoincidence
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Laertes
@livelylaertes
Found my croissant this morning!
Vive la France
This beauty is so delicious
Then off to University for class
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Laertes
@hamletsbane
Polonius, spying on me? Where's the trust fam? #canievenblamehim #afterallitsparis
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Polonius
@PoloKnowzIt
My boy Reynaldo about to come thru with the Intel.
#NotASpy #JustAFriend -
Ophelia
@WisteriaOphelia
I know daddy knows best, but I can't get my mind off of Hammy. #bae
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Ophelia
@hamletsbae4life
My Dad may have told me not to talk to Hamlet anymore, but who said i have to listen? #sorrydad #iloveyouhamlet
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Ophelia
@OhthePheels4ham
Lol, jk. What he doesn't know won't hurt him....
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Horatio
@justsawdaghost
Is Hamlet going to tell me what the ghost said or nah?
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamletbihh
Nobody knows what's about to go down #plottin'
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Prince Hamlet
@HamSwizzle1564
Danish kingdom better watch out. About to get my investigation on #CSIDenmarkEdition
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Prince Fortinbras
@PrinceFrotinbra
OMG guess what! I told uncle that I wouldn't attack Denmark and sorry
now I get 3000 crowns more allowance & to attack Poland!
SHARE THE SHAKESPEARE
#Hamlet retold in students' funny tweets #elsinoreprobs