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Will Shakespeare
@BardlyWorking
Prince of Denmark Comes Home For a Funeral - You Won't Believe What Happens Next!
#clickbaitbooks -
Horatio
@iwillsurvive98
Just heard that a close friend's father has passed. Sad af. Prayers to Hamlet and fam - one of my best buds from college days. #Wittenberg
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamletbihh
I can't believe this...#RIPDad
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King Claudius
@KingClaudiuzzz
My bro King Hamlet was bit by a "snake" while he slept. Now I am King. You snooze you lose.
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Ophelia
@ophelia_ft
Maybe King Hamlet's widow Queen Gertrude can marry my dad Polonius next.
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Queen Gertrude
@QueenGofD
My milkshake brings all the kings to the yard #lusty
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King Claudius
@MrStealYooGirl5
Claud rhymes with God #coincidence I think not #MrStealYourGirl
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Queen Gertrude
@queen_gerty123
Haters gonna hate... at the end of the day this is still MY castle, peasants.
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King Claudius
@YaKingC
Innocent until proven guilty #ProveIt
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Queen Gertrude
@glamorousgert
Out with the old and in with the new
Copped me a new #bae -
King Claudius
@YaKingC
Really wishin my bro was still here... #Justkidding
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Queen Gertrude
@mamahamlet792
OMG! Claudius just proposed to me! #stillgotit
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King Claudius
@classicclaudius
RIP King Hamlet. I'll take good care of your wife #dontworry
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Queen Gertrude
@QueenHomieHppr
Claudius, love you too
I'm so glad your brother died. #ThankGoooood -
Ophelia
@ophelia_ft
I can't find my heels for this wedding. I wonder what her ring looks like?
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Queen Gertrude
@still_queenn
I'm in love with Claudius and nothing can change that
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamletsda
Real #salty that my brother killed me and took my girl.
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Ophelia
@ophelia_245
I can't wait for #Hamlet to return, but I don't know how he will react to the news about his mother...
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Horatio
@HamletsBestBro
Got my new outfit for the weekend, gonna look fresh.
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamletbihh
Crazy how things can change in a minute...my mom is already getting married ONE MONTH AFTER MY OWN DAD DIED #WTF??
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Queen Gertrude
@gerrt_rude
What do you guys think? Is it okay to rewear my funeral shoes to the wedding? #fashionfauxpasornah
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Prince Hamlet
@AngstyHamlet
Busy weekend: funeral and a wedding #ElsinoreProbs
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Ophelia
@ophelia9988
Prince Hamlet, you have to move past your dad's death. You're gonna be king one day and you don't need that weighing you down.
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King Claudius
@claudeine2
Just wifed my dead bro's girl
#familyfriendlyweek -
Queen Gertrude
@mamahamlet792
Just married my dead husband's brother #YOLO
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Queen Gertrude
@GertyTheGriever
Ayyy just got hitched with my hubby Claudius! Happy wife happy life #justqueenthings
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Queen Gertrude
@gertiethegr8
Wedding take 2 #sorrynotsorry
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Prince Hamlet
@hamfromthepack
Did anyone else notice that the food at my pop's funeral was the same as my mom's new wedding?
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King Claudius
@bro2king
Wifey and I enjoying the party
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Queen Gertrude
@GertyTheGriever
Awesome rager yesternight with my sweetheart Claudius, it's good to be queen! #wherewashamlet #danishthings
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Prince Hamlet
@MrPacini
If you're having a bad day, just remember that your mother didn't marry your uncle.
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Queen Gertrude
@gertiethegr8
Me and Bae "killin" it at this party #lolol
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King Claudius
@shesminenow
Married to Gertrude #finally
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King Claudius
@g0t_th3_g1rl
Why have a brother when you can have his wife?
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_it_go
Gotta love Denmark! Either drunk, mad, or both!
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King Claudius
@g0t_th3_g1rl
It's good to be king.
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Prince Hamlet
@themainhamlet
Funeral leftovers didn't taste as good at the wedding... must be my unmanly mourning #RIPdad #forgivemeforgrieving
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Queen Gertrude
@queensyndrome
Just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave....
#royalresponsibilities #etiquette #partymanners -
Prince Hamlet
@ur_man_ham
How does one learn to forget so easily..?
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Prince Hamlet
@HamSwizzle1564
They ought to invent a word that means both mother and aunt bc idk what to call Queen Gertrude anymore #familialconfusion
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Queen Gertrude
@QueenGofD
Hope Hamlet can learn to call his uncle Daddy #2ndmarriageprobs
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King Claudius
@CladiusDaKing
Hey bro, I hope you're enjoying hell as much as I'm enjoying your wife #mrstealyourgirl #savage
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Prince Hamlet
@YoungHamlet24
My father has to be turning over in his grave.
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Ghostee1
Saw some guards hanging around they looked lame so I didn't say anything.
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Francisco the Guard
@Fran_CRISCO
I'm scared to go out... at night
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Young Fortinbras
@CentsFortinbras
Heard of the wedding Queen Gertrude and Claudius. I'm planning a big celebration for you #WeddingGifts
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Prince Hamlet
@HamIetDuFromage
Fortinbras of Norway, my dad can beat up your dad.
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Horatio
@hamletactone7
The guards Barnardo and Francisco have been bugging me about some ghost they saw around Elsinore Castle. I'm going to check it out with them tonight.
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamlet_boo
Heard those guards liked my armor.
#stylish #stillreadyforanything -
Marcellus the Guard
@mythraidates
Horatio, you went to college, didn't they teach you ghost language there?
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Horatio
@HamletsBestBro
Just saw Hamlet's father
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Horatio
@horati_NO
This castle is starting to look like an episode of scooby doo #blackknightghost
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Horatio
@i_see_dead_pp1
I have to tell Hamlet about his father's ghost.
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Prince Hamlet
@HamlettheDane
Mom & Uncle want to know why I "seem" annoyed. Seems? I know not "seems".
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King Claudius
@bro2king
#Hamlet needs to get over his daddy and be a man.
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Prince Hamlet
@AngstyHamlet
Everyone has that one creepy uncle #Claudius
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KIng Claudius
@inluvwithtrudie
Who's your daddy now, Prince Hamlet? #denmarkismine
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Prince Hamlet
@denmarkismine
When your mom asks you to stop wearing black because she doesn't realize that it is a reflection of your soul. #emoproblems
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Queen Gertrude
@QueenHomieHppr
My son needs to shut up
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Prince Hamlet
@OG_HAM
My mom is a heartless woman #ontothenextone
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Queen Gertrude
@QueenG1603
#SOS to all the Twitter moms out there! Hamlet is sulking around and wearing all black!
#whatdoido #help #raisingteenageboys -
Prince Hamlet
@HamlettheDane
They just left. Too bad God made suicide a sin. Otherwise I'd throw myself off this high and most retrograde parapet.
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Queen Gertrude
@gerrt_rude
Incestuous sheets are 50% off at IKEA today!! #iwouldknow
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Prince Hamlet
@HamSwizzle1564
Virtuous, obedient, and loyal - thy name is NOT woman #getagripGertrude
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Prince Hamlet
@cheeruphamlet
Currently trending at Elsinore. (sighs)
#ObseqiousSorrow
#SlingsAndArrows
#SuitsOfSolemnBlack
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Prince Hamlet
@HamSwizzle1564
The saying 'brothers before dames' is so not applicable to my family #cheapproverbs
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Horatio
@HamletsBestBro
It's all gonna be alright, I'm here for you in these hard times
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Prince Hamlet
@richhommiehammy
I've given up on everyone, nobody is on my side.
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Prince Hamlet
@HamlettheDane
Had a bowl of Wittenberg Wunderkind after bkfst. Was just clearing out the smoke when Horatio, Francisco and Barnardo came to give me news.
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Prince Hamlet
@MrPacini
Horatio, there's no such thing as ghosts #stoopid
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_Jr
Outside the castle with Horatio and Marcellus.
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Prince Hamlet
@FreshPrinceHam
My squad wasn't lying! I just saw the ghost myself!
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Horatio
@HoratioBlogPage
Trying to convince Hamlet not to follow the ghost...
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Prince Hamlet
@MrPacini
Horatio is telling me to not follow ghost. Ima follow. #Fate
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Prince Hamlet
@themainhamlet
No one can hold me back from following my fate tonight #talktomedad
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@MrPacini
I am your father #starwars
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Prince Hamlet
@richhommiehammy
P.O.P...was that you?!?
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Prince Hamlet
@richhommiehammy
I SEE MY DAD! I miss you man
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamlet_boo
Hamlet 2016: Make Denmark Great Again.
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Prince Hamlet
@OG_HAM
I knew my uncle was a terrible man!! #backstabber
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Prince Hamlet
@OG_HAM
I will avenge my dad!! You'll see!!!
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Prince Hamlet
@YoungHamlet24
I know I'm not crazy. I just seen my father King Hamlet
last night. He was right here. -
Horatio
@i_see_dead_pp1
I think that I made a mistake taking Hamlet to see the ghost of his father he said he's going to act crazy.
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Prince Hamlet
@HamlettheDane
VENGEANCE !!!
Good lord, I'm going crazy -
Horatio
@horatiOMGagost
My dude Hamlet has no chill when it comes to his dad... #smh
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_Jr
I am ready to do as my father has asked of me, and murder my uncle (but spare my mother).
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_Jr
...Just not right this moment. First, I need to think this through...
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_Jr
Feeling conflicted... as always.
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King Hamlet's Ghost
@Hamlet_boo
Hey Claudius, my boy Hamlet Jnr got to know a little bout you. You should be seeing more of him.
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Laertes
@Laertes390
OMG going to France. Leaving this dump of Denmark.
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Prince Hamlet
@Hamlet_3a
Just go back to France. Laertes. See if I care #asskissingfreak #shutupandleave
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Prince Fortinbras
@PrinceFrotinbra
Such a pain finding good mercenaries. So many applications. Maybe should have put the ads in better locations. Ugh.
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William Shakespeare
@Shakespeare
My first title for Hamlet was "Dead Man Talking."
SHARE THE SHAKESPEARE
#Hamlet retold in students' funny tweets #elsinoreprobs